"I see, said the doctor. "Bring her up sometime and I'll see what I can do".
"You must be crazy!' exclaimed the man. "How am i supposed to get a grand piano up here in that tiny elevator?".
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***A young woman brought her fiance home to meet her parents. After dinner her father asked the young man into his study for a chat.”So, what are your plans?”. He began.
“I’m a theology scholar”, the young man replied.
“Admirable”, the father said, “but what will you do to provide a nice home for my daughter?”.
“And how will you afford to raise children?”.
“God will provide”.
The men left the study and the mother asked her husband,”How did it go?”
“He has no money or employment plans,” the father said.”But on the other hand, he thinks I’m God.”
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***The doctor was handling the results of a number of costly tests to his patient. "I have some bad news,"he said. "I give you six months to live," "But I don't have any insurance!", gasped the patient. "How can I afford to pay you in time?". "All right," soothed the physician. Let's say nine months then".
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